raptorific:

I graduated high school four years ago and I still have a little nagging fear at the back of my head that I forgot to do something and one of my teachers is just sitting at the school, four years later, still deducting a full 7% letter grade every day my report on Old Man and the Sea is late. The best grade I could get on it now is a -10799%. If I ever turn it in, my high school GPA will plummet so quickly that I will be retroactively rejected from the college I go to.

  • me watching AHS: pff twisty isn't that scary, whatever
  • me home alone at midnight: *looks out every open window expecting twisty to be looking in*